That girl in the photo above looks a little bit tired. That’s because she just two-stepped the Manitou Incline: An exhausting, mile-long staircase straight up a mountain.
Now one might ask, “Why would anyone want to take 2768 steps straight up a mountain?”
Since you’re reading this article, we assume you’ve already concluded, “Because it is there and it looks hard.” Which is a perfectly deranged and reasonable way to view it.
We don’t want to waste your time, so let’s get right into the important stuff. If you’re going to hike the Manitou Incline you will need to know just a handful of things ahead of time.
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The Manitou Incline is a man-made staircase that gains 2,000′ of elevation in one mile. It is located in the town of Manitou Springs, an earthy little hamlet outside of Colorado Springs.
There is no cost to climb the Manitou Incline… unless you count the lives of those that have died.
Ba-dum-bum. It’s true. They have a sign and everything. The problem is, if you have significant cardiac problems up on the mountain medical help will take hours to arrive. So be sure you are in good health before attempting the Manitou Incline.
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We could use this space to list the obligatory hiking supplies: Water, sunscreen, sweat rag, camera, hiking boots, etc. But you already know all that. In addition to the basics, we recommend bringing:
It’s friggin’ hard! Never mind the Air Force Academy 20-year-olds who run up the damn hill grinning. Most folks suffer with exhaustion and drag themselves up over the final six-inch step.
It took us 1.5 hours. Felt like six years. The final 1/3 we stopped talking, each of us retreating too deep into our miseries to make any sound except gasping for life.
At no point did we consider quitting, but we saw others give up.
The secret is, one-step-at-a-time, y’all.
We didn’t know this when we started the climb. It wasn’t until about halfway up that we recognized people weren’t coming back down. Before that we just imagined everyone passed out in the dirt up top.
From the top of the stairs head directly to your left and the trail is easy to find.
And furthermore, this is a very good thing. Going back down those incredibly steep stairs would have been friggin’ fatal.
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When we finally reached the top, the small crowd was incredibly quiet. It was like being the last to finish a marathon, only to find the crowd had gone home to root for more important things.
After cluelessly taking photos and a disgusting wet hug, we realized the quiet crowd was admiring three bucks grazing 10 yards away. Someone mentioned there were eight of them just moments earlier.
Actually, no. The peak of the mountain is much further up the hill than the top of the stairs. We didn’t know this going in, and we clumbsily made our way further into the hinterlands in search of the true peak. That stupid crap was shut down about fifteen minutes later.
FWIW: If you want to enjoy a picnic with a pleasant view, keep going up the hill past the top of the stairs. There is a road-like path that pushes onward (as if you were continuing straight ahead in line with the stairs). We stopped hiking about 15 minutes later when we saw some large boulders on the left. After scaling the boulders we had a fantastic lookout for lunch.
All this means is what appears to be the top (when viewing the Manitou Incline from the bottom), is not the actual top of the hike.
Anyway, while you’re hiking there’s no deluding yourself with hope of a false summit. Just keep hyperventilating until you run out of stairs.
Seven years ago we hiked the Koko Crater Incline on Oahu, which seemed difficult at the time. It was a similarly steep, rail-road-tie ascent that gained 990′ of elevation in 0.7 miles. At times those rail-road-ties seemed to stack like a ladder, and we were happy, hurting fools at the top.
The Manitou Incline is twice as much elevation gain 0.3 additional miles. It is an infinitely less pleasant endeavor (in a good way).
Would we do it again? No.
Are we happy we did it? Absolutely. Proud, even. We’re are 45 and 48 years old. Hell yeah, we’re proud of it. And so should you be if you conquer this arduous ascent.
Along with Pike’s Peak and Garden of the Gods, this was the best thing we did on our late-summer vacation to Colorado Springs. If you’re up for a real challenge, you don’t want to miss the Manitou Incline.
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